Stories about me, Lis, the kids, and life with three kids and as The Johnson Five. Oh, and certain stories I liked about family. Did you get all that?
“5,000 Graves on a Hillside”: Remembering Memorial Day
Despite the chaos in the world let’s try to remember what this holiday is about.
We’re Moving…to Texas?!
For the second time in three years the Johnson Five are relocating. This time to … TEXAS?!
I’m (Probably) Going To Miss This
Ten moments I’m going to (probably) miss as the kids get older.
U.S.A.!: Lis Becomes a U.S. Citizen!
In these confusing times of immigration, I explain how my newly naturalized wife became a U.S. citizen.
Five Tips for Attacking an Amusement Park with Three Somewhat-Young Kids
What happens when you take three somewhat-young-kids to an amusement park? This!
Flashback Friday: 1995 – Kevin Graduated!
It’s 20 years since my high school reunion. What would I do differently? I go back into time and let myself know via letter. Plus slow jams, Refusing to Lose, and my new Friends Ross and Rachel. As if!
Flashback Friday: The Summer of ’94 – The End of the Innocence
Forrest Gump, Alicia Silverstone, All-4-One and Boyz II Men, I flashback to the Summer of ’94 in my latest post.
Which “Inside Out” Character Are We?
Achieved a first over the weekend. Mark it down in the annals of The Johnson Five history book: July 11, 2015 – Went to the movies for the first time as a family, solely the five of us. We’ve gone to the movies a few times prior as a family, but it usually involved an extra buddy … Continue reading Which “Inside Out” Character Are We?
The Padawan Outlasts the Jedi (and other March happenings)
It didn’t arrive in a giant pine box marked with the words “Fragile” stamped all over it. It won’t be proudly displayed in our window, so our neighbors can admire it. But like the leg lamp in A Christmas Story, this was definitely a major award. So how did my 10-year-old son win an Xbox … Continue reading The Padawan Outlasts the Jedi (and other March happenings)
Learning about Heartbreak
Lukas learns about heartbreak, from sports; I give #Seahawks fans insider information on what it’s like to play and hate the Patriots and I compare my first day to #Shawshank.
2014 Year in Review: Part III – KABOOM!
KABOOM! We closed our office, moved to the other side of the mountains, Lukas and I were baptized, I created the Sultan Satire, we said goodbye to friends and family, and more!
2014 Year in Review: Part II – The First Six Months!
As mentioned yesterday, what turned into a one-day post may turn into a three-day post. Without going further in-depth about how Elsa and I seem to have a thing going on (Confused? Read yesterday’s post by clicking here), let’s break straight into the year that was 2014 for The Johnson Five. January The turn of … Continue reading 2014 Year in Review: Part II – The First Six Months!
2014 Year in Review: Part I – Let It Go
In Part I (of 3!) I compare myself to Queen Elsa. Yes, that Elsa from “Frozen”.
That Time I Wrecked my Car Driving on an Icy Highway!
I feel like a brunt of a joke. I’m the dude that moves across the state, frets about real snow, is teased about how on the other side of the state we close down when an inch of snow hits our pavements, and is teased because I don’t know how to drive in real snow. But I’m … Continue reading That Time I Wrecked my Car Driving on an Icy Highway!
Concern Level: Zero!
A cancer scare, and a weekend with family and friends highlight this month’s Johnson Five update!
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