May the Fourth be with You!: Top-10 Work-Related Star Wars Quotes

It's the unofficial official Star Wars Day, May the Fourth, so here are the Top-10 Work-Related Star Wars Quotes!

I’m (Probably) Going To Miss This

Ten moments I'm going to (probably) miss as the kids get older.

Flashback Friday: Ten of My Favorite Toys of All-Time

We got our Xbox One back! I say 'we' because it showed up in my name, even though my son Lukas won it in fantasy football (see the hyperlink on 'fantasy football'? That means you can click on it, just in case you're like, "Won it in fantasy football? How the ... ") What a summer … Continue reading Flashback Friday: Ten of My Favorite Toys of All-Time

2014 Year in Review: Part II – The First Six Months!

As mentioned yesterday, what turned into a one-day post may turn into a three-day post. Without going further in-depth about how Elsa and I seem to have a thing going on (Confused? Read yesterday’s post by clicking here), let’s break straight into the year that was 2014 for The Johnson Five. January The turn of … Continue reading 2014 Year in Review: Part II – The First Six Months!

All We Need Is Love!

All of these races issues are messing with my mind, so I decided to write about my attempt to raise my kids to love everyone, while living as a white person in a white world.

Instant Reaction: Star Wars: The Force Awakens Teaser Trailer

This fanboy's instant reaction to the Star Wars: The Force Awakens teaser trailer.

Eleven Star Wars Phrases to Describe 11 Years of Marriage

By now you all know that Star Wars plays a Death Star sized role in my life. Thus, Star Wars, plays a Death Star sized role in my family's life. Since Lis and I are embarking on our 11th year of marriage, I thought I would put a Star Wars spin on my usual anniversary post. … Continue reading Eleven Star Wars Phrases to Describe 11 Years of Marriage

Chills Down My Spine: Star Wars Cast Revealed!

Every now and then I run across a picture that puts chills down my spine. Old black and white photos of Yankee legends Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig, classic western towns, and any photo of Kate Upton (and to be fair this GQ photo shoot of my all-time crush Rachel Green from 2009, and this … Continue reading Chills Down My Spine: Star Wars Cast Revealed!

Songs in the Key of Life: Rascal Flatts’ “Skin (Sarabeth)”

There are certain phrases in life you just don't want to hear. "You have cancer" usually makes the top five of that list. On April 7, 2005 - nine years ago today - my wife and I heard those news as the doctor informed us that she had leukemia. I had always enjoyed the "Songs in the … Continue reading Songs in the Key of Life: Rascal Flatts’ “Skin (Sarabeth)”

My Day as a Stormtrooper aka the 2013 ACS Relay For Life!

A lot has happened since "My Day as a Stormtrooper" aka the 2013 American Cancer Society Relay For Life of Sky Valley (from this point on called the 'RFL'). Well, maybe a lot hasn't happened, I've just been busy making a lot happen, if that makes sense. If you've read my blog for any length … Continue reading My Day as a Stormtrooper aka the 2013 ACS Relay For Life!